Pati: chalo tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada fayda hua.
Patni: Kaun sa fayda?
Pati: Mujhe mere gunahon ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi.
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Pati (Patani Se) : Kyon na aaj ki chay bahar ja kar pee jae?
Patni (Pati se) : Kyon? Tumhe kya lagata hai ki mai chay banate
banate thak gayee hun?
Pati (Patani Se) : Are nahi, Dar asal main he cup plate dote dote thak
gaya hun.
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Wife:Me ne apki
Birth-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush ho jaogy
Hsbnd: shukar ha tumhe mera b khyal aya..Dikhao
wife:may abi pehn k ati hn.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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