ALLAH ALLAH TAREEF TERI ........ Very Very Beautiful Song

Falaq Tak Chal Saath Mere ..( Fizazone )

Kassh Hum Juda Na Hotay ....... Beautiful Song

Shiraz Uppal --- Jhuki Jhuki ..... Nice Song

Kabhi toh nazar milao by Adnan Sami

bas ek vaqt kaa KhaNjar merii talaash mein hai

bas ek vaqt kaa Kha.Njar merii talaash me.n hai
jo roz bhes badal kar meri talaash me.n hai


mai.n kataraa huu.N meraa alag vajuud to hai
huaa kare jo sama.ndar merii talaash me.n hai


mai.n devataa kii tarah qaid apane ma.ndir me.n
vo mere jism ke baahar merii talaash me.n hai


mai.n jisake haath me.n ik phuul deke aayaa thaa
usii ke haath kaa patthar merii talaash me.n hai

bujh gayaa dil hayaat baaqii hai

bujh gayaa dil hayaat baaqii hai


bujh gayaa dil hayaat baaqii hai
chhup gayaa chaa.Nd raat baaqii hai

hal-e-dil un se kah chuke sau baar
ab bhii kahane kii baat baaqii hai

raat baaqii thii jab vo bichha.De the
kaT ga_ii umr raat baaqii hai

ishq me.n ham nibhaa chuke sab se ai 'Khumar'
bas ek zaalim hayaat baaqii hai

kisane vaadaa kiyaa hai aane kaa

kisane vaadaa kiyaa hai aane kaa
husn dekho Gariib Khaane kaa


ruuh ko aaiinaa dikhaate hai.n
dar-o-diivaar muskuraate hai.n


aaj ghar, ghar banaa hai pahalii baar
dil me.n hai Khush saliiqagii bedaar


jamaa samaa.N hai aish-o-ishrat kaa
Khauf dil me.n fareb-e-qismet kaa


soz-e-qalb-e-kaliim aa.Nko.n me.n
ashk-e-ummiid-o-biim aa.Nkho.n me.n


chashm-bar-raah-e-shauq ke maare
chaa.Nd ke intazaar me.n taare

Larkiaan Bewafa Nahi Hoti

Larkiaan Bewafa Nahi Hoti

Wo to majborioun main lipti hain

Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main

Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main

Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain

Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain

Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti

Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain

Apne Reeti or Rawajoun se

Anay waley naye Azaboon se

Zardruth main khiley gulabon se

Pyaar kerti hain or chupati hain

Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti

Kyuon ki majborioun main lepti hain

Or her lamha darti rehti hain

Apney pyaar se apney saye se

Apney rishtoun se dil ki dhadkan se

Apni khawhish se apni kushioun se

Ladkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Muhabbat Nahi Milli

Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Muhabbat Nahi Milli
Jaise Chahte Thay Hum Ko Woh Ulfat Nahi Milli

Milne Ko Zindagi Main Kai Humsafer Mile
Per Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Milli

Chehron Main Dosron Ke Tumhe Dhoondhte Rahe
Surat Nahin Milli Kahi Seerat Nahi Milli

Bohat Dair Se Aaya To Mere Pass Kiya Kahoon
Alfaaz Dhoondne Ki Bhi Mouhlat Nahi Milli

Tujh Ko Gilla Raha Ke Tawajah Na Di Tujhe
Lakin Hamain Khud Apni Mohabbat Nahi milli

Her Shakhas Zindagi Main Bohat Dair Se Milla
Koi Bhi Cheez Waqat-e-Zaroorat Nahi Milli

Hum Ko To Teri Aadate Achi Lagi
Afsoos Ke Tujh Se Meri Aadat Nahi Milli

kabhi aansoo,kabhi siski,kabhi matam utha laaya

kabhi aansoo,kabhi siski,kabhi matam utha laaya
khuda jaane kahan se yeh jahan ke gham utha laaya


kabhi jazbaat ke tukre kabhi ghamnaak tariki
kabhi ashkoon mein dooba jazba e barham utha laaya


kissi masoom bache ki nigahoon mein chalakti thi
chupa ke apni palkoon mein wohi shabnam utha laaya


kissi be bas ki faryadeen kissi masoom ki siski
issi dard o alam ki souz ki sargam utha laaya

qamar meri tamana thi nigah e yaar mil jaati
magar pagla yahan bi eik chashm e nam utha laaya

ibaadat karate hai.n jo log jannat kii tamannaa me.

ibaadat karate hai.n jo log jannat kii tamannaa me.n
ibaadat to nahii.n hai ik tarah kii vo tijaarat hai



jo Dar ke naar-e-dozaKh se Khudaa kaa naam lete hai.n
ibaadat kyaa vo Khaalii buzadilaanaa ek Khidamat hai


magar jab shukr-e-ne'mat me.n jabii.n jhukatii hai bande kii
vo sachchii bandagii hai ik shariifaanaa ita'at hai


kuchal de hasarato.n ko beniyaaz-e-mudd'a ho jaa
Khudii ko jhaa.D de daaman se mard-e-baaKhudaa ho jaa


uThaa letii hai.n lahare.n tahanashii.n hotaa hai jab ko_ii
ubharanaa hai to Garq-e-bahr-e-fanaa ho jaa

is naaz is andaaz se tum haaye chalo ho

is naaz is andaaz se tum haaye chalo ho
roz ek Gazal ham se kahalavaaye chalo ho

rakhanaa hai kahii.n paa.Nv to rakho ho kahii.n paa.Nv
chalanaa zaraa aayaa hai to itaraaye chalo ho

diivaan-e-gul qaidii-e-zanjiir hai aur tum
kyaa ThaaTh se gulashan kii havaa khaaye chalo ho

mai me.n ko_ii Khaamii hai na saaGar me.n ko_ii khoT
piinaa nahii.n aaye hai to chhalkaaye chalo ho

ham kuchh nahii.n kahate hai.n ko_ii kuchh nahii.n kahataa
tum kyaa ho tumhii.n sab se kahalavaaye chalo ho

zulfo.n kii to fitrat hai lekin mere pyaare
zulfo.n se bhii zyaadaa balkhaaye chalo ho

vo shokh sitam_gar to sitam Dhaaye chale hai
tum ho ke "Kaleem" apanii Gazal gaaye chalo ho

haath siine pe jo rakh do to qaraar aa jaaye

haath siine pe jo rakh do to qaraar aa jaaye


haath siine pe jo rakh do to qaraar aa jaaye
dil ke uja.De hue gulashan me.n bahaar aa jaaye

dil to kahataa hai ki aa.Nkho.n me.n chhupaa luu.N tujh ko
Dar yahii hai ki muqaddar ko nakaar aa jaaye

dil ke zaKhmo.n pe mere pyaar kaa maraham rakh do
beqaraarii me.n mujhe kuchh to qaraar aa jaaye

yuu.N Khudaa ke liye chhiino na mere hosh-o-havaas
aisii nazaro.n se na dekho ki Khumaar aa jaaye

chho.D ke tum bhii chale jaaogii qismat kii tarah
baad azaane to ajal hii ko na pyaar aa jaaye

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,

lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,

hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,

kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata.

shall I married two 16 years old girls

shall I married two 16 years old girls

Astrologer: you must married only 32 years old women to start a happy life.

sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

billu barber jaoon kahan full song

Amanat Ali - Kabhi Toh Nazar Milao Hum Bhi To Hain tumharay

Jaoon Kahaan - Billu Barber - Song Lyrics with English Subtitles/Translation

I see your picture and ask myself

I see your picture and ask myself

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

What she expected to earn

What she expected to earn

I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.

She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week."

I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure.

She shook her head and replied, "With pleasure, it'll be $600
a week."

Happiest Husband on earth

Happiest Husband on earth

A married couple was in a terrible accident where
the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt
was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful
than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives
just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time
I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

My wife's Name ????

My wife's Name ????

"A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.

Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her

"My Love",

"Darling",

"Sweetheart",

etc.,

etc.

His friend looked at him and said,

"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."

The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady
came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar
answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and
asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me
! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same
question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and
answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond
rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "

Marriege's Punishment

Pati: chalo tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada fayda hua.

Patni: Kaun sa fayda?

Pati: Mujhe mere gunahon ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gayi.

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Pati (Patani Se) : Kyon na aaj ki chay bahar ja kar pee jae?

Patni (Pati se) : Kyon? Tumhe kya lagata hai ki mai chay banate
banate thak gayee hun?

Pati (Patani Se) : Are nahi, Dar asal main he cup plate dote dote thak
gaya hun.


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Wife:Me ne apki

Birth-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush ho jaogy

Hsbnd: shukar ha tumhe mera b khyal aya..Dikhao

wife:may abi pehn k ati hn.

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You have two hands.

You have two hands.Take with one and with other you give.That's the way life works out and that's The way To live.What you get and what you give must Balance Up someday.It's give a little, take a little all along the Way.~unknown~